When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
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I have to sing the jepordy theme song n my head when im drunk...or i cnt pee...so i totally get u...
i think this is pretty cute.
HAHA..this is hilarious. You just have to picture the whole scene and how it plays out...
i'm a llittle confused, so he went pee with out saying his abc's?
Anyone who thinks this is just dumb has clearly never been profoundly drunk. (Note the phrase "just dumb" - it's dumb, I don't deny that, but it is also makes drunk sense.
i totally do the same thing when i can't pee...
not the whole pissing my pants thing.
just the ABC's.
who can't pee when they're drunk..?
yeah, this was really dumb. :(
sigh. i hate whoever posted it. i hate with extreme hatred!
No last night he sang his abcs out loud while pissing...like a retard
this post is dumb tfln fails me yet again
aww this is adorable!
Ugh. This is almost as bad as when I found out my ex would turn on the blow dryer bc he believed it helped him when he was constipated.
what??? i've never heard of someone who can't pee when they're drunk. doesn't a full bladder and lowered inhibitions make it easier?
I LOVE THE ABC's but then Mary and her fucking lamb ruined the song for me.