How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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