I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He felt like a one man threesome
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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