If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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