Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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