I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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