My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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