it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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