you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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