YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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