Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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