I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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