Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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