he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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