it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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