Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Sponge bath it is.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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