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(817): View more from Texas

Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.

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(415): View more from California

Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.

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(614): View more from Ohio

halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.

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(530): View more from California

There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them

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(937): View more from Ohio

Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.

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(714): View more from California

At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.

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(424): View more from California

He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.

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