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(908): View more from New Jersey

considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one

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(607): View more from New York

please dont tell anyone i was drunk

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you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know

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(614): View more from Ohio

Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.

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(850): View more from Florida

Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here

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(216): View more from Ohio

Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes

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(574): View more from Indiana

I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later

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(858): View more from California

It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.

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