Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE