I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
you made out with another girl for some wings
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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