Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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