Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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