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  • 46 36
    Submitted by steven5441 on Mar 25, 11 at 10:49pm

    Man Law of the Day: Men shall always take pride in their walk of shame. Regardless where it occurs. Respect it.

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Infamous69 on Mar 25, 11 at 3:22pm

    You should have stayed and gave her some sausage

  • 39 41
    Submitted by russellhank on Mar 25, 11 at 8:14pm

    you should have offered to help cook. men are the best cooks. with only two eggs, a piece of sausage, and a little bit of milk we can keep a girls belly full for nine months.

    • 33 33
      Submitted by steven5441 on Mar 26, 11 at 11:03am

      Creepy. Really creepy analogy.

  • 34 42
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Mar 25, 11 at 9:01pm

    By "the fire escape" you mean "on her", don't you?

  • 28 40
    Submitted by pichu180 on Mar 25, 11 at 9:03pm

    Catsnatch, I had pretty much the same idea...

  • 36 56
    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Mar 25, 11 at 6:49pm

    Another excerpt from Woody Allen's autobiography.