She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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Man Law of the Day: Men shall always take pride in their walk of shame. Regardless where it occurs. Respect it.
you should have offered to help cook. men are the best cooks. with only two eggs, a piece of sausage, and a little bit of milk we can keep a girls belly full for nine months.
Creepy. Really creepy analogy.
You should have stayed and gave her some sausage
Another excerpt from Woody Allen's autobiography.
Catsnatch, I had pretty much the same idea...
By "the fire escape" you mean "on her", don't you?