thus making me awesome and them whores
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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