Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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