if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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