a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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