just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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