ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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