If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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