butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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