he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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