Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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