shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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