I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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