Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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