its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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