Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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