ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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