Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
