what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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