Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
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Note to self, stay the fuck away from girls in Michigan.
even if they're not spent?
Or alternatively in the UK...\n*Cartridges
Lol'd at shotgun bullets.
MY crown... I was expecting a girl from Texas.