Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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