Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Come on in and take your pants off
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