I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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