Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.