The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Randomize
