More tranny stories later!
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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