hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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