i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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