you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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