Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
is wine microwaveable?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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