super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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