How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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