Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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