I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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