we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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