were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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