shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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