Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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